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erinmallorylong:

Duh.

erinmallorylong:

Duh.

A Drunk Diane Keaton Explains Tantric Sex on The Ellen DeGeneres Show

She is beyond hilarious and the QUEEN, obviously.

reasonsmysoniscrying:

We wouldn’t let him drink whiskey.

hahaha. 

reasonsmysoniscrying:

We wouldn’t let him drink whiskey.

hahaha. 

(Source: reasonsmysoniscrying)

swag.

swag.

i love this so much, my heart could burst.

i love this so much, my heart could burst.

littlekay:

So much love

I love you and I like you.
just perfect.

littlekay:

So much love

I love you and I like you.

just perfect.

(via kaylamichele)

wanktissue:

i just heard a blood curdling scream coming from my sisters room so i ran in there all worried and she looks up from her laptop and whispered, “i liked one of his photos from 2009”

hahaha. this is terrifying!

(via hasnolamb)

A haiku about getting out of bed

no no no no no 
no no no no no no no
no no no no no

(via stripedlove)

hasnolamb:

baroqueassho:

i am peeing myself looking at this.

seriously she’s been hunched over laughing for ten minutes.

poor baby, she’s so scared!

hasnolamb:

baroqueassho:

i am peeing myself looking at this.

seriously she’s been hunched over laughing for ten minutes.

poor baby, she’s so scared!

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Happy Galentine’s Day! 

(Source: theonewiththegifs, via fuckyeahfriends)

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