sometimes sassy musings about mostly non-important things. cheers.Tumblr (3.0; @kristinaeliza)http://kristinaeliza.tumblr.com/<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/hgJQmn9gtmI?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>ON REPEAT.</p> <p>gosh dang, why are they so good. the CHEMISTRY!</p>http://kristinaeliza.tumblr.com/post/52915643835http://kristinaeliza.tumblr.com/post/52915643835Thu, 13 Jun 2013 19:21:06 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2fi39jHaI1r8p31go1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2fi39jHaI1r8p31go2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2fi39jHaI1r8p31go3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2fi39jHaI1r8p31go4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>one of my favorite ross moments.</p>http://kristinaeliza.tumblr.com/post/51941584536http://kristinaeliza.tumblr.com/post/51941584536Sat, 01 Jun 2013 21:23:59 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d496fb5b21391ff1c8dccd2ab9fdee35/tumblr_mmsghcW83J1r8w1d3o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3dfda604f44c30203329982b04941fef/tumblr_mmsghcW83J1r8w1d3o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small>A heartbreaking tale by Demi Lovato</small></p> </blockquote>http://kristinaeliza.tumblr.com/post/51235601757http://kristinaeliza.tumblr.com/post/51235601757Fri, 24 May 2013 10:34:24 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7a53f1ef3f85e803fbcb1520cf2e469d/tumblr_mkwdgqh7Cd1rjs7hso1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://erinmallorylong.tumblr.com/post/51203075523/duh">erinmallorylong</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Duh.</p> </blockquote>http://kristinaeliza.tumblr.com/post/51235576255http://kristinaeliza.tumblr.com/post/51235576255Fri, 24 May 2013 10:33:57 -0700<a href="http://www.vulture.com/2013/04/drunk-diane-keaton-explains-tantric-sex.html">A Drunk Diane Keaton Explains Tantric Sex on The Ellen DeGeneres Show</a>: <blockquote class="link_og_blockquote">You have that thing called the orgasm. For nine hours. That’s ridiculous!</blockquote> <p>She is beyond hilarious and the QUEEN, obviously.</p>http://kristinaeliza.tumblr.com/post/48727650190http://kristinaeliza.tumblr.com/post/48727650190Tue, 23 Apr 2013 16:09:45 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/72d98cffb6371ffc48e5cc2f1e1b617d/tumblr_ml3tcfyMD61sn7lxto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com/post/47715241360/we-wouldnt-let-him-drink-whiskey">reasonsmysoniscrying</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>We wouldn’t let him drink whiskey.</p> </blockquote> <p>hahaha. </p>http://kristinaeliza.tumblr.com/post/47753827162http://kristinaeliza.tumblr.com/post/47753827162Thu, 11 Apr 2013 19:56:31 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dbc1252e2ade150e085d03b63dbb48f6/tumblr_mjkub1mMJ41qas2nvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>swag.</p>http://kristinaeliza.tumblr.com/post/45237922955http://kristinaeliza.tumblr.com/post/45237922955Tue, 12 Mar 2013 19:16:13 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1c6c4ad64a8b7174b3a328afe67ef365/tumblr_mj0dxo22Xf1qas2nvo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>i love this so much, my heart could burst.</p>http://kristinaeliza.tumblr.com/post/44332587033http://kristinaeliza.tumblr.com/post/44332587033Fri, 01 Mar 2013 17:10:34 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/37b2c286c2f92764426f82aa8c786346/tumblr_mimu6uFRJi1qzr5kvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://littlekay.tumblr.com/post/43733139870/so-much-love">littlekay</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>So much love</p> </blockquote> <p><em>I love you and I like you.</em></p> <p>just perfect.</p>http://kristinaeliza.tumblr.com/post/43739923550http://kristinaeliza.tumblr.com/post/43739923550Fri, 22 Feb 2013 11:49:31 -0800<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wanktissue.tumblr.com/post/26490087278">wanktissue</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i just heard a blood curdling scream coming from my sisters room so i ran in there all worried and she looks up from her laptop and whispered, “i liked one of his photos from 2009”</p> </blockquote> <p>hahaha. this is terrifying!</p>http://kristinaeliza.tumblr.com/post/43326863868http://kristinaeliza.tumblr.com/post/43326863868Sun, 17 Feb 2013 10:27:44 -0800<blockquote> <p>no no no no no <br/>no no no no no no no<br/>no no no no no</p> </blockquote>http://kristinaeliza.tumblr.com/post/43136215321http://kristinaeliza.tumblr.com/post/43136215321Thu, 14 Feb 2013 23:27:14 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f52cb310c06bc7045dc35d36ba797854/tumblr_mi914zVRpm1qewacoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hasnolamb.tumblr.com/post/43134978352/baroqueassho-i-am-peeing-myself-looking-at">hasnolamb</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://baroqueassho.tumblr.com/post/43134902267/i-am-peeing-myself-looking-at-this">baroqueassho</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i am peeing myself looking at this.</p> </blockquote> <p>seriously she’s been hunched over laughing for ten minutes.</p> </blockquote> <p>poor baby, she’s so scared!</p>http://kristinaeliza.tumblr.com/post/43136204204http://kristinaeliza.tumblr.com/post/43136204204Thu, 14 Feb 2013 23:26:52 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0ef49cda3f417d879bda27fca9611d28/tumblr_mhx3lgHnCI1rzgay1o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/daa783141c42882b95c2a1141311fd58/tumblr_mhx3lgHnCI1rzgay1o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fe90c4a3309a23a0cc7c1c918a70bf65/tumblr_mhx3lgHnCI1rzgay1o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5c4abae028c9b388af0a3efd70fc9dff/tumblr_mhx3lgHnCI1rzgay1o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5daf902ae59298a989084ed4451d6d60/tumblr_mhx3lgHnCI1rzgay1o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2b2197b3c56e32529647129a9d98b212/tumblr_mhx3lgHnCI1rzgay1o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8bf919540a9778ddf3c8c4f9e3009ac0/tumblr_mhx3lgHnCI1rzgay1o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2dab7276c78a1a625072c0b02b6ebd07/tumblr_mhx3lgHnCI1rzgay1o8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>Happy Galentine’s Day! </p>http://kristinaeliza.tumblr.com/post/43015940276http://kristinaeliza.tumblr.com/post/43015940276Wed, 13 Feb 2013 11:14:24 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/78a3082ee34d60a09aede4abb56e50b7/tumblr_mi2uqdeFRi1qf6rvbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hellogiggles.tumblr.com/post/42872390747/our-give-us-a-caption-winner-is-first-rule-of">hellogiggles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Our GIVE US A CAPTION winner is:</span><br/><br/><span>“First rule of nap club: We don’t talk about nap club.” - by Miranda George</span><br/><br/><span>Image via cherrycherrywow.tumblr.com</span></p> </blockquote> <p>what.</p>http://kristinaeliza.tumblr.com/post/42906170596http://kristinaeliza.tumblr.com/post/42906170596Mon, 11 Feb 2013 21:27:28 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f977d3b9f75dc9f20c6fea18a762fcf6/tumblr_mhrdsps0cR1qjxnl0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://kristinaeliza.tumblr.com/post/42782959462http://kristinaeliza.tumblr.com/post/42782959462Sun, 10 Feb 2013 13:17:41 -0800<p>I woke up this morning, and the first thing I thought (well, told myself) that it is okay to <em>be optimistic</em> &amp; to <em>have high expectations</em>. It is a sad state of affairs if I have to remind myself of these things. AMIRIGHT?</p> <p>So, I am going to work hard to do just that. Being cynical has it&#8217;s perks, but I don&#8217;t think that I was made to be cynical ALL THE TIME. </p>http://kristinaeliza.tumblr.com/post/42780934800http://kristinaeliza.tumblr.com/post/42780934800Sun, 10 Feb 2013 12:54:08 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1f96993991330515f5325c6414828a77/tumblr_mhh827YNGn1qff77eo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1e740752eb3d855ecb8046564c151920/tumblr_mhh827YNGn1qff77eo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://galitdoesnotexistxo.tumblr.com/post/41937723192/this-is-all-i-want-okay">galitdoesnotexistxo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this is all I want okay :(</p> </blockquote> <p>WOMEN SHOULD BE KISSED LIKE THIS ALWAYS.</p> <p>sorry bout the caps, i am emotional because my taxes are making me feel a lot.</p>http://kristinaeliza.tumblr.com/post/42547023019http://kristinaeliza.tumblr.com/post/42547023019Thu, 07 Feb 2013 17:49:04 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e117d49108d7258a1803498f8c7c311f/tumblr_mhrabhhSeQ1qbh0eio1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ca135dd1adf6359aba5b6e240352f174/tumblr_mhrabhhSeQ1qbh0eio3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1d99ed175db3c83db8829974e8134968/tumblr_mhrabhhSeQ1qbh0eio2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><em>gone with the wind fabulous.</em></p> <p>my dear <strike>coworkers </strike>everyone, y’all are going to be hearing this 24/7. sorry bout it.</p>http://kristinaeliza.tumblr.com/post/42546857484http://kristinaeliza.tumblr.com/post/42546857484Thu, 07 Feb 2013 17:47:01 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/916ee5b7aa3a610965f7dfd0a8c8dd2c/tumblr_mhu08kOf1O1rfkqj9o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blakeaholic.tumblr.com/post/42481346157/also-yes">blakeaholic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>also yes </p> </blockquote>http://kristinaeliza.tumblr.com/post/42546721265http://kristinaeliza.tumblr.com/post/42546721265Thu, 07 Feb 2013 17:45:22 -0800<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/post/42541062619/when-someone-makes-fun-of-my-sibling">whatshouldwecallme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>If it’s me:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/abeeda943cec00aea88e2a6e52ef501c/tumblr_inline_mhtmefPefg1r79k32.gif"/></p> <p>If it’s someone else:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://i.imgur.com/BImFNif.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://kristinaeliza.tumblr.com/post/42546215165http://kristinaeliza.tumblr.com/post/42546215165Thu, 07 Feb 2013 17:39:09 -0800